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BY ETTIE , TILLY , SAFFI , SAFINA , THEA AND CHE

HILARIOUS JOKES

WHY WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN BAD AT MATHS?
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T COUNT HIS OWN FINGERS.

WHICH IS THE TALLEST BUILING IN THE WORLD?A LIBRARY, IT HAS THE MOST STORIES!

WHY WAS THE CYCLOPS A BAD TEACHER?
BECAUSE HE ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL.

WINTER FAIR

Welcome back!

The Winter Fair was a huge success  with Christmas plays and a whole lot 'a food yo! There was carol singing and a box tombola with arts and crafts and face painting too! Thanks for joining in!

RIDDLES

Whoever solves these riddels wins a prize.

You see me in water but I don't get wet,what am I?

Im going to come but I don't I do come but its never today what am I?

A man rides into town on Friday he stays for three days, and comes back on friday how does he do this?

ADVERT

DO YOU LIKE TO SING?

ARE YOU GOOD AT MUSIC?

IF SO JOIN THE... 

SINGING CLUB WITH SIGGY ON MONDAYS AFTER SCHOOL IN YEAR 6G.

PUZZLE

Do this and get a goodie bag. RULES!!!!!!!!!: Finish  the calculations using the numbers 1,2,3,4,6,7,8 you can't use 9 and 5.

ONLY USE THEM ONCE EACH

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PLEASE WRITE YOUR AWNSERS TO ANY PUZZLES OR RIDDELS BELOW ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND GIVE IT TO NEWS TEAM!  (HAND IT IN TO ETTIE, TILLY,THEA, SAFFI AND SAFINA.)

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